The small print
Nothing on the sofa: our privacy note
We'd like to leave as little behind as a well-fed coat does. This page explains what our site notices about your visit, and what it doesn't.
We don't sell accounts, we don't run checkout here and we don't ask for your name to read a page. When you tap a button to buy, you leave our site for the retailer's, and their privacy policy takes over from that point.
What we keep
- Standard server logs our host collects (IP address, browser, pages requested), used to keep the site running and safe
- Anything you choose to send us by email, used only to answer you
- Anonymous counts of which pages get read, if we enable privacy-friendly analytics
What we leave on the floor
- No accounts, passwords or payment details — there's nothing to sign into
- No selling or renting of anything we know about you
- No advertising profiles built from your visit
- No newsletters you didn't ask for
To ask what we hold about you, or to have an email deleted, write to us and we'll take care of it.
